I mean it this time..no, really I do

Dear Pepsi:

I’m breaking up with you.Yes-Again! I mean it this time. I can no longer allow you to sabotage all my efforts to be healthy and fit. I want strong muscles, more natural energy, a vibrant countenance, and firmer abs. In spite of your sparkling bubbles and sweet sugary taste I must end our destructive love affair while i’m still young and cute. Maybe someday we can be friends-but not now. Don’t call. Don’t write! Don’t send me coupons! And no hanging out outside my window making that pshhhhhh sound either!

See ya!
Anne